..Ben, Ben, Cal, Mel..

calvin! 你是杀人凶手！

Hello! Sob I just dreamt that calvin murdered me :< Lol not exactly murder lar, but then apparantly i killed many people from this particular gang (dressed in black suits naturally) and pissed the gang leader off. I was subsequently caught and trapped in this cage (picture lindsay lohan's rumours mtv bird cage). So the gang leader offered me two ways to die. He grabbed one of his obedient moronic followers and stabbed a nail into his skull (in my dream, i went :O). Then he injected some foamy milky blue liquid into another dumb follower's head. Of course i dun like either way of dying lar but den what to do???? Choose of course choose the injection. So i chose that den somehow another gangster group with a fat woman as the leader stomped in and total chaos broke out. I ran away hurriedly with my heart pumping forever. Haiiii but then obviously if i ran away successfully no dream le right? This black limousine appeared den calvin 狼狈地 walk out and tell me they force him to kill me. Then i felt so sad oso (went 'huh huh huh huh 不要啦！）But den dowan to make things difficult for him so i just sat down and calvin injected that shit into me. I ask inject finish will die or not. He said 50 50 chance lar. Then sob injection that time can feel the liquid enter my skull den i just froze there. No more pain, no more movement. For quite some time. Like that means die right? Sob..

Aiya but den quite fun lar. Cos before calvin inject that thing into me right, we kept talking nonsense and whining forever. So fun. Then the injection oso not painful. Imagine if i chose the nail. Scream until i wake up. Why can't they choose a nicer way to let me die, like jumping off the building or something. zzz.

Ok.. ByebyebeyebyebybeybebYBebybeybeBYbeYBeybBEYBEyBEYbYEBEYBEB BYE!

ben stepped on your garbage at 11:50 AM