..Ben, Ben, Cal, Mel..

Maaaalaysia

Yoyo 大家晚上好！我刚吃了一只死牛，超级难吃，真想把一切都吐出来! But den the banana split i ate after that was so damn delicious. Such a waste to puke everything out. Anyway, the trip to malaysia was boring, yes. I even got into frequent arguments with my parents, often starting with my mum wanting to probe into my thoughts. 'Why look so grumpy???' She kept asking me that. Obviously i felt pissed off thats why look liddat right. Then even when im not my face also liddat what! what she want me to do. Dun even have energy to fake a smile for her, and most definitely not for all the corrupted shameless bastardized taxi drivers WHO TRY TO CHEAT OUR MONEY SO BLATANTLY OMG. WHAT exactly is their problem? Why must they do this kinda thing? Cant they be more honest? No wonder ahem.. ok better not say anymore later i get arrested :<

I learnt some stuff from this trip alright, so it's not a complete waste of time. I found out how crazy and deluded my mum is, and how irritating my dad can be, hence producing a crazydeludedcanbedamnirritating son like me. Everything fits in perfectly now. I can finally understand why i am like this.

Let me tell u some of the nonsense that my mum said during the ride there.

1) Dad said 'See! Big tree!'. I gazed out my window and searched for some gargantuan tree with powerful thick branches. Yes i was bloody stupid. It was actually a name for a place or something. My mummy happily shouted 'Victory!' and stretched her arm forward enthusiastically as though shes a fervent supporter of Mao. -.- bigtree become vicTREE. ooo so clever so proud of her

2) Dad was commenting on how stuff were getting more expensive in malaysia. 'Why u want to help boost malaysia economy???', Mum cried out indignantly. 'Must buy stuff from singapore! boost singapore economy!!!'. Dad said 'OK! Next time dun come here!'. Mum replied hurriedly 'Joking lar! So serious for what.. I talk back for fun only.' :) Cannot come genting to gamble in future of course everything oso become joking.

3) We stared at the indoor rollercoaster in Times Square. Mum remarked 'very scary hor!' I nodded my head lazily. Just then the ride zoomed across above our heads and she went ' wahhhh ahh AHHHHHHHhhhHhHHHhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' damn loudly and super piercing. Everyone turned their heads towards us and i walked away happily pretending not to know her.

:) There's more. Many many more. Dun wanna embarrass her further lar! Wanted to blog about the trip in detail... but the stuff that happened werent exactly exciting. Rather, it was the witness of more cold facts of the world and the emotional and mental growth that really benefited me. Overall, it was a worthwhile trip. Hehe byebye

ben stepped on your garbage at 9:33 PM